Clean jokes for all ages for Halloween
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A: Bloodhounds.
Q: What is a witch's favorite school lesson?
A: Spelling.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the Pub Landlord?
A: "Give me two beers and a mop please".
Grandpa Joe was lyng on his deathbed when the smell of freshly baked cinnamon cookies floated up the stairs and into the bedroom.
"My wife is baking my favourite food" he thought. With the last of my strength I will go downstairs and eat a cinnamon cookie. Then I will rest forever with the taste of that cookie in my mouth. He hauled himself from the bed, and slowly dragged his dying carcass down to the kitchen. There stood his dear faithful wife of 50 years and a tray of freshly baked golden cinnamon cookies. He slowly focused his tired eyes on the roundest most beautiful looking biscuit and reached his shaking old hand forward toward the tray.
"No" shouted his wife, slapping his hand away. "Those are
for the wake."